There is an epidemic of bad driving in this town. I suspect it’s everywhere, but I can’t say for sure. What I can say for sure is the fine people of Little Rock seem to have little, if any, regard for how traffic flow works.

So I now believe it is my duty to provide some helpful instructions…with visual aids brought to you by my son’s playroom.

Let’s say you’re at an intersection with a traffic light, and you want to get to turn into a destination the opposite corner from where you are. And let’s say that I’m in a car behind you. Here’s how to be a delightful driver, so I don’t have to experience road rage.