It’s not my joke. But it’s true. See the evidence below.
Saturday, May 4
The Jedi Ninja Tigers finish their season. Jackson scores a goal! He is rewarded with Star Wars Legos.
Sunday, May 5
Cinco de Mayo: We drank margaritas at our friends’ house and wore silly hats. Is that the cutest photobomb you’ve ever seen?!? She’s totally flummoxed by those very odd women. And rightly so.
Monday, May 6
I had to go buy a new iron. The old one is spitting rust. Seriously, Black & Decker? This is the oldest $27.99 will ever make you feel. Intentionally feeling old while spending money is the closest to the Dark Side that one can get without the use of voodoo dolls.