Things I’ve Said Out Loud

I find the strangest part of being a parent is not the things my child says, believe it or not. The strangest part of parenting is the things I say out loud on a regular basis.

Things like:

  • Get your toe out of your ear!
  • Do not open mouth kiss the dog!
  • I don’t know what you’re doing in there, but there is no possible way brushing your teeth sounds like that!

The good news is, apparently, a lot of us are saying these things. Fortunately, artist Nathan Ripperger has documented for the rest of us the weird, wonderful world of parental speech insanity.

Let me just say, I LOVE these! You can order any of these prints from his shop. You’re welcome.

Things I've Said to My Children: Underwear

Things I've Said to My Children: Penguin

Things I've Said to My Children: Fort in Church

Things I've Said to My Children: Toilet Seat

Things I've Said to My Children: Arm Licking

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