I find the strangest part of being a parent is not the things my child says, believe it or not. The strangest part of parenting is the things I say out loud on a regular basis.
- Get your toe out of your ear!
- Do not open mouth kiss the dog!
- I don’t know what you’re doing in there, but there is no possible way brushing your teeth sounds like that!
The good news is, apparently, a lot of us are saying these things. Fortunately, artist Nathan Ripperger has documented for the rest of us the weird, wonderful world of parental speech insanity.
Let me just say, I LOVE these! You can order any of these prints from his shop. You’re welcome.